Sanwa Direct Has Got The Perfect Smartwatch Solution for you

#5510865

tensai28

2018-01-15 15:46

I've seen these for at least two years. Nothing new at all. Lots of other companies have done this.

#5510866

alanm

2018-01-15 15:51

Eating, sleeping, driving and a million other activities do not go well with this. Probably humor appeal is biggest selling point.

#5510900

Solfaur

2018-01-15 17:12

Too bad tablets are not trendy anymore, would have loved to slap one on my wrist like that.

#5510925

StewieTech

2018-01-15 19:16

I cant quite tell if this is stupid or genius. Help anyone?

#5510995

CrazY_Milojko

2018-01-15 23:31

Solfaur:

Too bad tablets are not trendy anymore, would have loved to slap one on my wrist like that.

SAY WHAT!? Hold my beer... I've call it CM's Limited Edition: it has all the features as above, that, that.... ...trash ...minus rotating function, but who needs it anyway. But it has 7" screen, rubber bands for quick and temporarily testicles vasectomy (don't forget to put them off later after the job is done hahaha) + big kitchen knife for self defense purpose, or to slice the bread, wood chopping... whatever. Additional features can be added if needed, it all depends how much someone is willing to pay. 😀 https://i.imgur.com/HfvE6s3.jpg Important: all rights reserved... etc. :)

#5511053

Fox2232

2018-01-16 07:31

Maybe if they demonstrated forehead attachment. But hey, there are people who like to use rope/rubber on themselves and others...

#5511057

Solfaur

2018-01-16 07:54

Damn CrazY_Milojko, you should put that on kickstarter and release it asap!

#5511063

Venix

2018-01-16 08:27

CrazY_Milojko sorry i already went and patent it taking a selfie when you stub.......tomatoes is the next big thing FOR SURE ! :P

#5511094

CrazY_Milojko

2018-01-16 11:19

Solfaur:

Damn CrazY_Milojko, you should put that on kickstarter and release it asap!

For the sake of humanity maybe it's better not to release this gadget to the rest of the world. For sure it could have huge impications on politics, world's economy, global warming... Maybe even miners would become more productive with this thing strapped to their wrists (just imagine miners assembling mining rigs with both hands and thanks to this gadget checking the criptocurrencies value in real time!), GPU demand and prices could go sky rocket! Maybe even aliens could decide this thing now makes it worthy to invade Earth finally, humanity would never forgive me if it happens... No man, just no, I'll leave this dangerous thing just for myself and take it with me into the grave, way too many things could go wrong with this released to the wild. That's why I've just applied for patent to make sure no one could mass produce/sell it without my permission and I didn't took the pics from the bottom so that no one could guess how's this thing strapped around the wrist. :D

Venix:

CrazY_Milojko sorry i already went and patent it taking a selfie when you stub.......tomatoes is the next big thing FOR SURE ! 😛

Show me your pattent pending documents or it didn't happened! 😛

#5511095

386SX

2018-01-16 11:21

CrazY_Milojko:

SAY WHAT!? Hold my beer... I've call it CM's Limited Edition: it has all the features as above, that, that.... ...trash ...minus rotating function, but who needs it anyway. [...] :)

You wear two watches at once? Time redundancy? 🙂 But you know, almost each and every story starting with "hold my beer" ends with "told you so!" .... :-P

#5511113

Koniakki

2018-01-16 12:24

CrazY_Milojko:

SAY WHAT!? Hold my beer... I've call it CM's Limited Edition: it has all the features as above, that, that.... ...trash ...minus rotating function, but who needs it anyway. But it has 7" screen, rubber bands for quick and temporarily testicles vasectomy (don't forget to put them off later after the job is done hahaha) + big kitchen knife for self defense purpose, or to slice the bread, wood chopping... whatever. Additional features can be added if needed, it all depends how much someone is willing to pay. 😀 [Spoiler] https://i.imgur.com/HfvE6s3.jpg [/spoiler] Important: all rights reserved... etc. :)

LOL! I got the same knife/s btw. 😛