I bet the pump noise would be unbearable.

If buzzwords were features, this thing would be awesome! "anti-explosion rubber" with "thermo stability" "upgraded high-density water" "de-vibration rubber" "3-proof" - Thank God the fan is "Oil-leakage proof" "100% solid metal material" "self-governed circulation channel" "steam punk appearance" - really? I guess I just don't get it... Why don't they get an English speaking person to write these press releases?

I bet the pump noise would be unbearable.

Can't be any worse than any other AIO since they're all manufactured by Asetek.....