LOL these are funny. PNY is releasing new line of knife-shaped USB flash drives, the HP v280w. Coming in capacities ranging from 4GB to 64GB, these USB flash drives feature a capless swivel design that is easy to open and close, a USB 2.0 connection interface and can deliver read and write speeds of 14MB/s and 4MB/s, respectively.
Prices unannounced yet.
PNY HP v280w Knife-Shaped USB Flash Drives