Rude Gameware Fierce Laser Mouse v2

Rude Gameware presents a 5000dpi laser gaming mouse with adjustable weights, 1ms response time, onboard memory, 7 programmable buttons with macro support and on-the-fly DPI adjusting. The Fierce Laser Gaming Mouse v2 will start shipping next month for $49.95.
Rude Gameware, a gaming company that will go to almost any length to give gamers an advantage announced it has improved on it's already near perfect gaming mouse, the Fierce Laser Gaming Mouse. Injecting it with proprietary, performance-enhancing components that lawyers have advised to never admit to in writing, Rude Gameware has improved the abilities of their laser gaming mouse by over 60%! The Fierce Laser Mouse V2 now sports an overpowered 5000 DPI laser engine with lighting response time of only 1 millisecond - enough power and speed to shatter gaming records! The Fierce Laser Gaming Mouse V2 includes all the stuff gamers want in a mouse without any extra complications, but still carries a tiny suggested retail price of only $49.95. Plus, we assure you it's fully legal.

Features of the Fierce Laser Gaming Mouse v2 include:

• 5000 DPI Laser Engine
• 1000 Hz polling with 1 millisecond response time
• Onboard memory to save your modifications
• 7 independently programmable buttons and macro support
• Adjustable weights
• Zero-acoustic ultra smooth Teflon feet
• Always-On mode
• On the fly sensitivity DPI adjustment (no driver needed)
• LED DPI Indicator
• Gold plated USB connector for maximum conductivity
• 7 foot, lightweight, non-tangle cord
• Included customization software

"We wanted to give gamers a greater competitive advantage," said Michael Epstein, Chief Rude Officer. "Don't ask us how we did it. Just know you'll see a big increase in your performance, while maintaining plausible deniability if you're ever questioned about how you achieved such great results."